Happy Friday,

First I want to start out with this picture of Sophia Vergara.


Ah, Robert Rodriguez, thank you for that.

And now we transition to this hilarious YouTube clip.

(Warning: Language)

It is Friday, and it’s time to roundup the news, things, photos and stories that makes you way What the Fuck?

1.A Young mother lets her toddler smoke a bong

I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom
I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom

Rachelle Braaten of Centralia, Washington has been charged with unlawful delivery of a controlled substance to a minor and a charge of manufacturing marijuana. Braaton was smoking with friends when she allegedly allowed her 22 month old toddler put his face over a large bong. The footage was shot on a mobile phone.

Braaten states she felt “horrible”, claiming “he’s two and he shouldn’t have known about that. He shouldn’t have that in his body.” The police found firearms and 40 marijuana plants at the house. Tyler Lee, Braaten’s fiance was arrested on charges of unlawful possession of a firearm and manufacturing marijuana. He was release, pending charges, while Braaten remains in jail. Her bail is set at $20,000.

2. What is your fetish?

A website called PornMD had taken upon them the harrowing task of researching porn. They have release a porn habit info graphic detailing the top search term for porn habits.

This is where things get interesting.


USA top Porn Searches
USA top Porn Searches

The top searches in America where MILF, Teen, and College.

But looking closer at each individual state you will find a trend.

When someone tells you not to do something because it’s wrong, we get this.

South Porn Term Search
South Porn Term Search

Ebony being the number on search in the south

Looking out into the world, things get interesting.

In the Middle East there is so much gay

Middle East Searched Terms
Middle East Searched Terms

In a culture that tells you something is wrong, but they do it anyway. Do as I say not as I do.

But then things get weird.

In Hungary the #2 search is mom and son and #5 is woodman

In Finland “Mature” and Granny” tops the list. In the Czech Republic #6 is Castrated She male and #8 is mother daughter. More disturbing, India’s #7 is “Rape”.

This is what your creepy neighbors are looking up online. The more you know.

The More You Know
The More You Know

You can find the full info graphic here

3. The New Samsung Galaxy S4 is unveiled.

The new phone was unveiled at an event held at the Radio City Music Hall in New York City. The S4 has a slightly thinner body and larger 5 in screen. The screen is crisper with 1080p panel. The Phone has a dual core processor and 2 GB of RAM. The phone carries a 13 megapixel camera. Another stand out feature is Samsung’s new Air Wave feature. This feature allows you to wave your hand over the screen to cycle through photos or while browsing the web. There is also tilting feature. The phones front camera recognized when someone is looking at the screen so you can tilt the phone to scroll up or down.

Samsung Galaxy S4
Samsung Galaxy S4

4. Carnival Headache.

Carnival Cruise
Carnival Cruise

A reported second cruise ship suffered failures while on the last days of its scheduled 7 day voyage. The Carnival Legend has cancelled its scheduled stop to the Grand Cayman Islands so it can return to is port in Tampa Bay FL, this due to technical problems. Earlier this week it was reported that Carnival Dream stalled in St. Maarten after suffering mechanical problems. Carnival was already suffering from a media headache when a month earlier, when Carnival Triumph lost power.

Celebrity Weirdness

I hate to give bad behavior attention, but we have to cover it. So I will speed through it.

Justin Beiber went on a rant on Instagram.

Justin Beiber Instagram
Justin Beiber Instagram

The above picture, which he quickly deleted, dissed Lindsey Lohan and the press. This compounded with his twitter rant last week about “Fake Stories’ about him and video of him arguing with a reporter in London. He stated he was having a “rough week”.

Amanda Bynes seems to be unaware of her odd behavior, taking on a new look.

Amanda Bynes Makeover
Amanda Bynes Makeover

Lil Kim took to twitter to bash Wendy Williams. The talk show host commented on Lil Kim’s new look on her hot topics segment, stating “Kim, in my mind, I know your goal was always to look like La Toya Jackson. You’ve out La Toya’d La Toya in your new look, and don’t blame Photoshopping. Blame your Plastic surgeon, girl.”

Lil Kim responded with the following tweets.

Lil Kim Tweets Response
Lil Kim Tweets Response
Lil Kim Tweets Response
Lil Kim Tweets Response

Daniel Craig lost it on a fan who tried to take a picture of him and his wife while they were shopping in a New York Supermarket. Craig allegedly grabbed the phone out of the fan’s hand. His wife, Rachel Weisz, stepped in and diffused the situation. The fan agreed to delete any footage he took of them.

Beliebers Vs Olivia Wilds.

Olivia Wilde addresses the “Feud” between her and Justin Beibers fans. It began when Olivia tweeted “Bieber, put your fucking shirt on. (Unless you lost all your shirts in a fire in which case my condolences and please purchase a new shirt.)” This in response to a picture of Justin Beiber walking around London shirtless. What followed were more than 17,000 hate-Tweets attacking her. She brought read a choice few on the tonight show. Take a look.

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