First I want to start out with this picture.
Yup, round three has an official name.
and we move on.
It is Friday, and it’s time to roundup the news, things, photos and stories that makes you way What the Fuck?
Protect Your Penis
A recent study posted on the online journal BJUI International takes on the daunting task of Zippers. It was estimated that between 2002 and 2010 over 17,000 men injured their members due to zippers. Ouch. It could have been that the people were drunk, or going commando, but be careful or you will be part of this statistic. You can find the results of the study here. Zipper Study
2. Arm Penis
A man by the name of Andrew Wardle was born with a birth defect that affects one in 40,000 babies born. He was born with Ectopic Bladder. While many boys born with Ectopic Bladder have a short penis, Wardle was born without one. Later this year he will undergo three operations to attach a penis made from his forearm skin. “ I’ve been told that after a year, and three operations, they will be able to build one that will work in the same way as any other man’s. If it’s a success, I can finally start living like a normal man.” Wardle said.
(Source: The Sun)
3. Escort Bites Man’s Penis
Fellas, protect your junk. A escort in Florida is behind bars after nearly biting a man’s penis off during a sexual encounter. Officers responded to a 911 call to Crestwood Suites, where callers “reported screaming and growling sounds from a room on the second floor.” The victim, which remains unnamed, had bite wounds on his penis, testicles, legs, abdomen, chest and fingers. You get what you paid for.
(Source: Orlando Sentinel)
5. The Next Sweet Brown?
Get your Memes generators ready because Michelle Clark has arrive. The Brookshire Texas resident gave a colorful description of a hail storm that passed through her area on Tuesday Take a look .
6. Justin Beiber is a crier?
On Monday night, Selena Gomez went on The Late Show with David Letterman to promote her new movie, “Spring Breakers“. The conversation turn to her famous Ex, Beiber. What happened next was pure comedy Gold. Selena has received some backlash from the comments, mainly from Beiber supporters, which are know to aggresively come to his defense.
7. Rhianna‘s tour bus has Weed.
Rhianna’ tour bus was stopped when trying to cross from Canada to the U.S. Officials noticed the odor of marijuana. After drug sniffing dogs bordered the bus, they found a small amount of Marijuana. only a small amount. Really? I expected more from Rhi Rhi.
(source Yahoo News)
That is it for this week. I hope you have a great weekend, and I leave you with these cows going to pasture.
- WTFriday? (angelthegreatblog.wordpress.com)